Posted 2008-11-21
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What is the most gracious act of kindness you have even witnessed?
From Which Little is Received
A couple years ago, the waitress at my favorite bar only made about $20 one night. When I left, she rode her bike up to the underpass, where 7 or 8 homeless people sleep, and tucked a couple bucks into each of their belongings.
~Diana Huntress
Posted 2008-11-21
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Posted 2008-11-20
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What is your deepest secret?
Homeless Shelter
I was walking my dog after a night of drinking. I met a homeless man who I wanted to take care of. He wanted to take care of me, too. I spent the rest of the night taking hits off his crack pipe on my front porch. (Hollywood, California, October 2004)
~Anonymous
Posted 2008-11-20
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Posted 2008-11-19
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What is the strangest thing you ever overheard?
Wisdom in Youth
I stood in the living room with other mourners of the murdered 24-year-old. A young woman next to the casket said to another, “His hair looks good, doesn’t it? I told him I liked it. He said it was a good cut to die in.” He knew they would get him.
~TJ O’Connell
Posted 2008-11-19
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Posted 2008-11-18
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What is the dumbest thing you have done?
The Hurtle
The elevator door slides closed and she drops to her knees, her hands pawing at my crotch. Looking down at her as she takes me into her mouth… I can only think of the woman I love so far away, sleeping, and myself now hurtling to same barren, distant nowhere.
~Samuel Butcher
Posted 2008-11-18
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Posted 2008-11-17
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What is the worst advice you’ve ever received?
A Different Expertise
The other night I watched my only brother sit for hours, scraping pipes. His hands that once created art moved with a different expertise; pushing copper wire along the inside of a blown-glass piece for one more hit.
Don’t tell me that marijuana isn’t addictive.
~K.W.
Posted 2008-11-17
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What was your most memorable encounter with a celebrity?
When Flighty is Grounding
Seeing her in the Senate Building was like seeing a fish on a sidewalk. Jessica Simpson was playing lobbyist. Keenly aware of our teenagers’ memorized gaze, she walked by with her entourage and said, “Swish, swish, swish. It’s like that jeans commercial.” Bang! She walked right into a wall.
~Kelly Jean
What door do you wish you never opened?
Maybe the Ministers are Right
The storage room door in my step-brother’s basement where I found a box of old porn magazines he had brought home from the Air Force. Almost 20 years later, sex with my Christian wife is sometimes … unsatisfying.
~Anonymous
What is your most obsessive thought?
Life is a Highway
When I drive down the freeway, I can’t help but wonder what it would be like to ram into the concrete median. Sometimes the pull becomes so strong I accidentally switch lanes.
~Alexis Andrews
What was your funniest social or professional faux pas?
Transposed
Typing and then e-mailing the conference call instructions to our board of directors, I inadvertently transposed two of the phone number digits. That afternoon, a couple dozen of Chicago’s most prominent civic leaders, at my unwitting direction, placed calls to a live sex hotline!
~Michael R