Antioxidant City
“He looks at all of us one at a time. The sun comes in. The feeling, the sucked-out breath feeling, is almost familiar.”
November 2005 to January 2007 | Upstate New York | By JESSICA LANGAN-PECK
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Antioxidant City“He looks at all of us one at a time. The sun comes in. The feeling, the sucked-out breath feeling, is almost familiar.” Quickies: Submission GuidelinesQuickies should be 200 words or less and fit into one of these categories: secrets and confessions; moments of extreme euphoria or enlightenment; moments of extreme embarrassment, shame, terror, or despair; biggest makes or regrets; turning points; and random acts of kindness. Freetown“The sky drips incessantly, littering red-dirt roads with trash, trickling sewage, and swimming diseases. I’m getting thinner, and my hair is falling out.” Mind Your P’s and C’s“Words that start with a hard consonant like B, K, or P, and are followed by a vowel sound such as “eee” or “uhh,” are particularly difficult, which is why being named Pete Cummin sucks.” Tags: humor, Massachusetts
The Poor Man’s Mena“In a mining town of decreasing population, I could pass for a famous actress — at least until the cameras rolled.” Tags: humor, Pennsylvania
The i-Infection“Yesterday, we may have been bartenders or IT managers or college students enjoying our summer break; today we are line sitters.” Tags: California, humor
Why Jogging is Overrated“Our class was made up of jocks who actually enjoyed this sort of stuff, greasers who saw it as an open invitation from the public-education system to pound the bejesus out of someone with relative impunity.” The Height of Despair“You have only to look at my school photographs to witness the embarrassment of being a tall, plain weed in a bed of tiny rosebuds.” Me Versus Allen Ginsberg“I was the subject of a study at the University of Connecticut, and learned there that I lack the ability to differentiate between different voices.” Get Yourself a Patrick Preston“Patrick told my mother that he was using his route money to put himself through private school.” |
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